I just acquired a much needed victory over my brother in foosball. The score was 10 to 5, a reasonable victory for a worthy opponent. I used an old combat strategy I hadn't used in several months. When playing foosball, there's two factors that can win a game; the attack method and your attire. Today I used new combat foosball suit that helped my mentally but has some disadvantages on the playing feild. My attack method was pertty complex... Attack the goal and the points will come, I used a combination of acute angle shots and power touch shots. He countered my unseen attack method when he unleashed the new and improved block-ness monster. He thought that would be the turning point in the game but I had more moves up my sleeves. I shut down the the block-ness monster using a hold fire defensive measure (which stopped him from going into turbo mode). Yeah, it was my combination of attire, power attacks, and hold fire defense that won me the game. Its SBXL today, so I'll make a post later on today after teh game. GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!

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I finally decided to get a profile pic. I pretty fun just dialated my foosball playing image, horizontially reflected the image and inverted the colors to make it look cooler.

WWE: Friday Night Smackdown is coming on tomorrow, everyone should watch it. I'm suspecting an appearence from the Undertaker and Mark Henry and obviously Kurt Angle.

Wrestling Story II; the Royal Rumble and Post Royal Rumble - part I

So the story continues... what happened to the Undertaker? What happened to Rey Mystorio? And most of all what happened to Kane and Big Show? Well I'll tell you what happened to them, but you won't believe me because the story's too amazing to believe the first time around. Well this is how it goes...

Once there were four great wrestlers. Their names were the Undertaker, Kane, Rey Mysterio and the Big Show. Each had their own skills and specialities. Undertaker and Kane used to be best friends. Until something happened and they didn't like each other anymore. Both Kane and Undertaker had a special wrestling move that they liked to do to their opponents. It was called THE CHOKE SLAM. Everyone was afraid of the choke slam and usually wouldn't get back up after they were slammed. Rey Mysterio was special in his own way too! He had TWO special moves, they were called the 619 (619 upside down is still 619) and the west coast pop. However, not as much people were afraid of him because he was the shortest wrestler in the wwe, he was only 5 foot 6 inches and weighed only 165 pounds. But he was still determined to win the championship. The last person was a man by the name of BIG SHOW. Big Show was one of the biggest wrestlers in history! He was 7 feet tall!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ONLY 4 INCHES SHORTER THAN ANDRE THE GIANT!!!!!!!!! And he weights 500 pounds!!!! That's even more than Vicera (the worlds biggest love machine)!!!!! His finishing move was called the Final Cut and (occasionally he would do the choke slam too, but that's a completely different story).

 Now as we all know, last Sunday was historical. On sunday the 29th, a major wrestling event occurred, THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!!!!!! Several wrestling events happened this night. There was a match between JBL and the Boogeyman (next week's story), A world heavyweight championship match between Kurt Angle and Mark Henry, A WWE championship match between John Cena and the loser Edge (that was not a bias comment), and some other matches that I'll tell about in part II. Is anybody actually reading this??? Or am I just rambling on and on. Oh well. So the first match I would like to tell about is the Royal Rumble itself. If you don't know what a royal rumble is, its a match with  15 people from WWE: SmackDown and 15 people from WWE: Raw. And every 6 seconds, someone enters the ring, if you get thrown out of the ring you lose. The object of the game is to be the last one left in the ring. So the match went on. Rey Mysterio was the 2nd man to enter the ring. Other wrestlers including Big Show and Kane were in there too! However they were both eliminated simultanously as the Game (Triple H) him in both in the back. When 28 people were eliminated, two people stood standing in the ring. Rey and Randy Orton (funny story about randy, he is the so called legend killer, and he's best enemies with the Undertaker, I just tought I'd add that in). Rey battled had and was able to against all odds, eliminate the legend killer. So there it was, 30 people entered, one man was left standing, the David of the Goliaths, REY MYSTERIO!!!! And what did he win? A championship match at the main event at WrestleMania. So that's concludes the story of Rey Mysterio, and the perilous challenge he faced to get what he wanted. Oh and I might also add that before the match, he dedicated it to he dead former wrestling parter, Eddie G.

Now this story happened on the same day of the Rumble. As we all know, Undertaker chose not the go into the rumble because he had different plans. Although we're all sure that he was capable of winning, he wants something bigger... The Kurt Angle match was a sweet match. Mark Henry, the worlds strongest man, versus, Kurt Angle, the only wrestler to win an olympic medal in wrestling. What do you get when you make two United States Olympic gold medalist fight each other for the Heavy Weight championship belt? One bloody match. Early in the match Henry's speed was used against him. Angle was able to trip him, and send his face right into the exposed metal on the turn buckle. Once he was down, Angle applied the Angle Slam which brought even more pain upon the broken wrestler. Then it was time for the moment of truth. Could Mark Henry break the Angle/Ankle Lock again just as he did last friday? The the answer will be right after these messages. NOT! So he did it! He broke the angle lock with the kick of his leg. I didn't think it was possible, but it was. You bet it was. Then to top it off, he did it again, he broke it not once, not twice, but three times! But that didn't mean that he won, Kurt had to use a new strategy. He had to use weapons. So what does he do? Busts out his chair and delivers a well placed chair to the ugly face of Mark Henry. Does that shut him down? Nope! So Kurt tries it again, and again. And does it shut him down now? Yes. So angle makes the pin and he lives happily ever after. Or does he? So as he stands in the ring celebrating his victory. A familiar gong goes off, not just any gong, but the gong of the Undertaker (this is when it gets intense). Riding on a white horse, the Undertaker comes out there, not saying a word he singles to the sky and point to Kurt. Suddenly, lightning comes from his fingers and hits the ceiling and down to the center of the ring. Right then and there, the ropes on the ring collasped and the the ring its self fell apart. Undertaker then makes a motions that the belt will soon be on his waste. Thus concludes the story of the dead Undertaker. But how do you kill what's already dead? You can't.

Post Royal Rumble, one day after their loss at the Royal Rumble (Monday Night Raw). Big Show and Kane, WWE Championship Tag Team Partners are licking their wounds from the embarassing defeat of the Game. Reverege will come eventualy, but not today. The champion tag team wrestlers are called out by the non other than Carlito (the Bad Apple) and Chris Masters (the Masterpiece). If Carlito and Masters even had a chance at winning, they would need to earn each others trust. Carlito had broken an alliance with the Masterpiece twice at the Royal Rumble and at the New Years Revolution in teh Elimination Chamber. So long story short, Big Show and Kane unleash their almight fury upon Carlito and Masterpiece. They end up doing a double chokeslam on one of them and Big Show gets the pin sealing their victory.