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Sunday, July 02, 2006

Sun, 02 Jul 2006 04:52:06 GMT

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Sat, 01 Jul 2006 17:39:27 GMT

Okay, so dig this...

my dad called me and my brother out to a 2 on 2 teams match. Me and Dale v. Dad and Mom. With my massive defense and Dale's hardcore trick shot offense, we cleaned house. Score: 10 to 1 Brother's victory. Road Warriors strike again! Hawk and Animal TIME.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Sun, 05 Feb 2006 18:32:36 GMT

I just acquired a much needed victory over my brother in foosball. The score was 10 to 5, a reasonable victory for a worthy opponent. I used an old combat strategy I hadn't used in several months. When playing foosball, there's two factors that can win a game; the attack method and your attire. Today I used new combat foosball suit that helped my mentally but has some disadvantages on the playing feild. My attack method was pertty complex... Attack the goal and the points will come, I used a combination of acute angle shots and power touch shots. He countered my unseen attack method when he unleashed the new and improved block-ness monster. He thought that would be the turning point in the game but I had more moves up my sleeves. I shut down the the block-ness monster using a hold fire defensive measure (which stopped him from going into turbo mode). Yeah, it was my combination of attire, power attacks, and hold fire defense that won me the game. Its SBXL today, so I'll make a post later on today after teh game. GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!

J o n a t h a n

Friday, February 03, 2006

Fri, 03 Feb 2006 03:16:21 GMT

I finally decided to get a profile pic. I pretty fun just dialated my foosball playing image, horizontially reflected the image and inverted the colors to make it look cooler.

WWE: Friday Night Smackdown is coming on tomorrow, everyone should watch it. I'm suspecting an appearence from the Undertaker and Mark Henry and obviously Kurt Angle.

Wrestling Story II; the Royal Rumble and Post Royal Rumble - part I

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 00:37:22 GMT

So the story continues... what happened to the Undertaker? What happened to Rey Mystorio? And most of all what happened to Kane and Big Show? Well I'll tell you what happened to them, but you won't believe me because the story's too amazing to believe the first time around. Well this is how it goes...

Once there were four great wrestlers. Their names were the Undertaker, Kane, Rey Mysterio and the Big Show. Each had their own skills and specialities. Undertaker and Kane used to be best friends. Until something happened and they didn't like each other anymore. Both Kane and Undertaker had a special wrestling move that they liked to do to their opponents. It was called THE CHOKE SLAM. Everyone was afraid of the choke slam and usually wouldn't get back up after they were slammed. Rey Mysterio was special in his own way too! He had TWO special moves, they were called the 619 (619 upside down is still 619) and the west coast pop. However, not as much people were afraid of him because he was the shortest wrestler in the wwe, he was only 5 foot 6 inches and weighed only 165 pounds. But he was still determined to win the championship. The last person was a man by the name of BIG SHOW. Big Show was one of the biggest wrestlers in history! He was 7 feet tall!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ONLY 4 INCHES SHORTER THAN ANDRE THE GIANT!!!!!!!!! And he weights 500 pounds!!!! That's even more than Vicera (the worlds biggest love machine)!!!!! His finishing move was called the Final Cut and (occasionally he would do the choke slam too, but that's a completely different story).

Now as we all know, last Sunday was historical. On sunday the 29th, a major wrestling event occurred, THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!!!!!! Several wrestling events happened this night. There was a match between JBL and the Boogeyman (next week's story), A world heavyweight championship match between Kurt Angle and Mark Henry, A WWE championship match between John Cena and the loser Edge (that was not a bias comment), and some other matches that I'll tell about in part II. Is anybody actually reading this??? Or am I just rambling on and on. Oh well. So the first match I would like to tell about is the Royal Rumble itself. If you don't know what a royal rumble is, its a match with 15 people from WWE: SmackDown and 15 people from WWE: Raw. And every 6 seconds, someone enters the ring, if you get thrown out of the ring you lose. The object of the game is to be the last one left in the ring. So the match went on. Rey Mysterio was the 2nd man to enter the ring. Other wrestlers including Big Show and Kane were in there too! However they were both eliminated simultanously as the Game (Triple H) him in both in the back. When 28 people were eliminated, two people stood standing in the ring. Rey and Randy Orton (funny story about randy, he is the so called legend killer, and he's best enemies with the Undertaker, I just tought I'd add that in). Rey battled had and was able to against all odds, eliminate the legend killer. So there it was, 30 people entered, one man was left standing, the David of the Goliaths, REY MYSTERIO!!!! And what did he win? A championship match at the main event at WrestleMania. So that's concludes the story of Rey Mysterio, and the perilous challenge he faced to get what he wanted. Oh and I might also add that before the match, he dedicated it to he dead former wrestling parter, Eddie G.

Now this story happened on the same day of the Rumble. As we all know, Undertaker chose not the go into the rumble because he had different plans. Although we're all sure that he was capable of winning, he wants something bigger... The Kurt Angle match was a sweet match. Mark Henry, the worlds strongest man, versus, Kurt Angle, the only wrestler to win an olympic medal in wrestling. What do you get when you make two United States Olympic gold medalist fight each other for the Heavy Weight championship belt? One bloody match. Early in the match Henry's speed was used against him. Angle was able to trip him, and send his face right into the exposed metal on the turn buckle. Once he was down, Angle applied the Angle Slam which brought even more pain upon the broken wrestler. Then it was time for the moment of truth. Could Mark Henry break the Angle/Ankle Lock again just as he did last friday? The the answer will be right after these messages. NOT! So he did it! He broke the angle lock with the kick of his leg. I didn't think it was possible, but it was. You bet it was. Then to top it off, he did it again, he broke it not once, not twice, but three times! But that didn't mean that he won, Kurt had to use a new strategy. He had to use weapons. So what does he do? Busts out his chair and delivers a well placed chair to the ugly face of Mark Henry. Does that shut him down? Nope! So Kurt tries it again, and again. And does it shut him down now? Yes. So angle makes the pin and he lives happily ever after. Or does he? So as he stands in the ring celebrating his victory. A familiar gong goes off, not just any gong, but the gong of the Undertaker (this is when it gets intense). Riding on a white horse, the Undertaker comes out there, not saying a word he singles to the sky and point to Kurt. Suddenly, lightning comes from his fingers and hits the ceiling and down to the center of the ring. Right then and there, the ropes on the ring collasped and the the ring its self fell apart. Undertaker then makes a motions that the belt will soon be on his waste. Thus concludes the story of the dead Undertaker. But how do you kill what's already dead? You can't.

Post Royal Rumble, one day after their loss at the Royal Rumble (Monday Night Raw). Big Show and Kane, WWE Championship Tag Team Partners are licking their wounds from the embarassing defeat of the Game. Reverege will come eventualy, but not today. The champion tag team wrestlers are called out by the non other than Carlito (the Bad Apple) and Chris Masters (the Masterpiece). If Carlito and Masters even had a chance at winning, they would need to earn each others trust. Carlito had broken an alliance with the Masterpiece twice at the Royal Rumble and at the New Years Revolution in teh Elimination Chamber. So long story short, Big Show and Kane unleash their almight fury upon Carlito and Masterpiece. They end up doing a double chokeslam on one of them and Big Show gets the pin sealing their victory.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Sat, 28 Jan 2006 01:58:27 GMT

I gotta study for the finals. I'm gonna try making the longest post I've ever made. But I doubt that anyone will read it so what's the point. Alright here goes... yup... so far I have like two lines typed. Now I got three lines... yup... Does anyone here watch King of the Hill??? That's like the BEST show ever, I totally love that show cause its totally gnarly!!! My totally favorite dude is Boomhower. I have no idea if that's how you actually spell it though. I like the way he talks if boomhower typed the way he talked it would be like this...

yeah-man-I-ws-jus-going-t-th-str-n-then-thes-2-gys-popped-out-nowhere-n-started-firen-shots-evwhere-n-I-was like-o-shot-man.

Yeah, that's the best I could do... pretty lame huh?? Speaking of King of the Hill, I didn't get ot watch it today. Because I usually watch it weekdays on Fox from 3 to 4 after school. But I had to go to the chiropractors and get my neck popped. I popped like 20 tiems each direction. Shoot man, I thought that dude was gonna assassinate me. But I survived. I was still kinda disappointed that I missed King of the Hill because I usually always watch it. Oh well because guess what comes on tonight???? WWE FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to see what matches will be coming on, I hope they have the Undertaker come out there and slaughter Randy Orton. The only thing I like about Randy is his specialty neck-slam move, that's pretty sweet and his victory moves with his hands. I haven't seen Undertaker play for a few weeks now. I wish I got to see that David and Goliath match between Big Show and Rey Mysterio. That woulda been sweet. That was awesome when Kane came out there and Big Show and Kane did a double choke slam on Mysterio and before Kane came out there Rey Mysterio jumped off the middle of the ropes and slamed Big Show. That was pretty intense. And when Rey lost the match. The lights turned off. And when they turned back one guess who was standing right behind Kane and Big Show??? THE UNDERTAKER. He totally slaughtered Big Show with his quick gabs, he was able to drive him into the corner and then take him out. And then Kane came to the rescue only to fail. OF ALL THE PEOPLE, KANE GETS CHOKE SLAMMED BY THE UNDERTAKE!!!!!!!!!! That's like history in the making. THE UNDERTAKER!!!!!!!!!!! And then out of nowhever, came Randy Orton and he did a neck slam on the Undertaker. Speaking of undertaker, I have a classmate who looks just like the Undertaker. JUST LIKE HIM. Its insane!!!! So after Randy slammed the taker, he pulled out a crow bar from the back of Rey Mysterio's fancy car. But as he was pulling it out, guess what happend to the undertaker??? HE DID HIS DEATH RISE!!!!!! Do you know what that means??? It means he's going into turbo mode? Now let me ask you this... Who would win in a match up between Randy Orton w/ a crow bar v. Undertaker in death mode??? Well here's how it goes. Randy swung for the Undertaker, the Undertaker blocks it and strikes back with his fist and then Randy Orton's partner Cowboy bob comes out there and give the Undertaker a cheap shot to the back of the head right before the Undertaker ripped Randy apart. That lil distraction caused enough time for Randy to deliver and KO to the Undertakers head. Thus he was knocked out and laying on the back of Mysterio's sweet ride. So what that Randy do next??? Just what any other self respecting wrestler would do. He gets into the front of Mysterio's car, turns on the engine, and reverses the car off the stage and into the back of the arena and into the the fireworks. Ka pow ka pow. Explosion explosion. SWEET. Then Randy in fear and amazement of what he just did to the Undertaker (who is currently burning at the moment) says "I killed the Undertaker!" and thus concludes tonights wrestling story. Stay tunned for next weeks exciting episode of WWE FRIDAY NIGHT SMACK DOWN OR POSSIBLY MONDAY NIGHT RAW (raw spelled backwards is war). If you want to witness the fight here's click on this link. I'm not actually sure if its gonna work or not and I'm not actualy watching WWE WrestleMania, that's just the closest thing to wrestling on the thing.

J o n a t h a n

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 23:58:05 GMT

I hate it when I ask stupid questions, and then I remember I know the answer to it.

Jonathan

its been a while......................................

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Sat, 12 Nov 2005 22:15:47 GMT

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I'm bored... I don't like To Have and Have Not by Ernest Hemingway.

I don't remember the option of adding a title.

Sat, 05 Nov 2005 06:23:13 GMT

Okay, it has been a mongo time since I've added a new post. Some here's some food for thought. Your greatest strength is also your greatest weakness. Its true, trust me.... I wish I was still in Alaska playing basketball with Spencer, Jeffery, Grant, Chris, Paul/Pedro (lol), and everyone else that played. Life was easy back then, the only worry you'd have was if Spencer could fix the video or whatever (and he usually did).

Jonathan

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Thu, 13 Oct 2005 22:34:51 GMT

No one has made a new post in a while... here's some sentence enhancers, use them in front of your friends or family to sound smarter.

conurbation: an aggregation or continuous network of urban communities.
daedal: skillful; artistic; ingenious.
choler: anger
sojourn: to dwell for a time
endoplasmic reticulum: a membrane network within the cytoplasm of cells involved in the synthesis, modification, and transport of cellular materials.

the last one is my favorite.

Here's a funny story that happened to me today. Me and my brother dale were throwing a football around and he threw a wild throw and instead of me going to get it I just watched it and it rolled into our neighbors garage and just when I was about to go and get it, our neighboor was just starting to go home and so me and my brother scattered, and we don't have a football anymore. I would go and get it, but its not my fault that the ball was thron poorly.